Have You Ever Heard A Death Rattle?


the-stoner-sage:

My kind of Christmas tree

(Source: spaceghostzombie)


egberts:

i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats

Via Opal encrusted lady



thereal1990s:

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)



themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

(Source: micdotcom)


Via Ruined Childhood

slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

  • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
Via Opal encrusted lady

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Via hi it me



burgertv:

show up to the party like


What I look for in a partner:

theperksofbeingapsychmajor:

  • Someone who can watch Ghost Adventures with me
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That’s it. That’s all I need.

Via FYeah!GA





remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

image

I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE


oknope:

i’ve been shopping for years and i still have nothing to wear. 

Via pizza ✌

There are certain times when my cousins posts things about her daughter (also my cousin) and how horrible she’s doing at the hospital, she has so many medical problems, that even the slightest mistake can cause a new infection.

I’m so scared that one day I’m going to get a call or e-mail or text that she’s died, I mean she literally lives in a hospital room in NYC, and she’s been there for about 3 years.


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